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[13 Jan 2003|01:13pm] |
WHAT IS THIS
SMOOCHY TOOK ME HOSTAGE. HE WAS TELLING JEWISH JOKES AND MAKING ME WATCH MARTHA STEWART 24/7.
HE IS AN EVIL, EVIL CREATURE.
I chewed through the ropes and I have escaped. Excuse me, I must eat some ramen now (HE WOULDNT LET ME HAVE ANY THE BASTARD. NAZI.)
GET SMOOCHY.
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[05 Oct 2002|09:17am] |
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I HAVE FROZEN SMOOCHYS GENITAILIA
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[28 Sep 2002|12:43pm] |
hello little nipple nimbler..
THE RHINOS A NAZI
*dancedancedance*
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[14 Sep 2002|09:52am] |
SMOOCHY STOLE MY TEA AND BEAT UP MY GRANDMOTHER
KILLKILLKILL
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[29 Aug 2002|06:25pm] |
ASJASHJHF
SMOOCHY WAS IN MY HOUSE
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[23 Aug 2002|06:06pm] |
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![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) smoochyisanazi
User Number: 675105
Date Created:8/20/2002
Number of Posts: 4
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| No one knows my name, but I have come out of nowhere and will finally take revenge on Smoochy, the evil beast. |
| Strengths: Is able to resist Smoochy's nazi brainwashing |
| Weaknesses: A little crazy |
| Special Skills: Can detect Smoochy in anyone |
| Weapons: Sharp teeth |
| Why do you hate Smoochy?: BECAUSE HE IS A NAZI AND MUST DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE |
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[23 Aug 2002|02:42pm] |
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FRIENDS COME IN ALL SIZES!!!!!!!!
EXCEPT SMOOCHYS!!!
I AM NOT CRAZY OK I JUST WANT TO EDUCATE THE WORLD ON HIS EVILNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| KILL SMOOCHY |
[21 Aug 2002|01:45pm] |
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It has come to my attention that some of you are misguided and like this rhino and think he is cute.
SMOOCHY IS WHY YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU. SMOOCHY IS WHY YOUR DOG IS SAD. SMOOCHY IS WHY YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. SMOOCHY IS EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! HE COPIED OFF BARNEY! HE USED TO PLAY IN CLINICS! HE BRAINWASHES THE LITTLE KIDS INTO LIKING HIM! KILLKILLKILLDIEDIEDIE!
Once I have gotten a code I shall start a community where you can all sign up for the Krinkle Army! ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL!
I have also come up with a FAQ list for those who are clueless:
FAQ
1. Who is smoochy?
Smoochy is the host of a children show BUT HE IS A NAZI AND PERFORMED AT A NAZI RALLY! HE IS EVIL AND MUST DIE! HE STOLE MY FANS! HE STOLE MY MIDGETS! HE MUST DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE
2. Movie?
There was a movie created on this. But it ended wrong! I stabbed those Irish fucks with my ice skate and fled.
3. Who are you?
NO YOU WILL NEVER KNOW!
4. Where do you live?
I am now hiding out in a cave somewhere. I can't let it out because the Irish mob is after me because of an accident that ended with the killing of Smoochy's mentally handicapped brother (I did not mean to kill him! They look exactly alike! I thought it was smoochy!)
5. Are you insane?
NO!
6. Why do you hate Smoochy?
HE IS EVIL AND MUST DIEDIEDIE
7. Where can I join the krinkle army?
JUST COMMENT HERE RIGHT NOW SOON I WILL HAVE AN OFFICAL PLACE JUST WAIT I NEED THIS FOR A WEEK
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[20 Aug 2002|12:44pm] |
things smoochy is responsible for:
-school
-oppression
-adolf hitler
-mcdonalds
-your loved one dieing
-world hunger
-terrorists
-lifetime
-war
-korn
-the catholic church
-george w. bush
i will be back with more later. now i must go and organize an army of krinkles. (PLEASE JOIN MY KRINKLE ARMY. WE MUST FIGHT FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD AND PURE IN THE WORLD AND KILL SMOOCHY!)
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[20 Aug 2002|11:16am] |
the devil sent him from hell to destroy me.
kill!kill!die!die!
smoochy is a nazi! heil smoochy!
i'm going on safari, son. safari.
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